Take this How Big Of A Stoner Are You Quiz to find out. We update the quiz regularly and it’s the most accurate among the other quizzes.
You wake-and-bake on a regular basis.
If you smoke within 15 minutes of waking up every Saturday and Sunday, you may have a problem. I appreciate that working five days a week interferes with your smoking schedule, but compensating by blazing as soon as you enter your Saturday can backfire.
The only day you have to get sh*t did, and you waste it by smoking a blunt at 10:30 a.m. Instead of going to the gym or heading to Home Depot to acquire that A/C unit, you order a pizza and watch the third season of “The Wire” — extremely productive.
You’re still obsessed with “4/20.”
This is very amateurish, but there are folks in their mid-20s that still believe 4/20 to be a significant date. Oh, it’s 4:20 p.m., so we have to smoke right now? Why? I’m serious, why are you doing this now? Do I have to smoke as much as I can on April 20th? Caring about 4/20 is like listening to Dave Matthews Band in high school; it was nice at the time, but it’s now just annoying.
How Big Of A Stoner Are You Quiz
There are more than three smoking devices in your possession.
A bundle of papers, a blunt, possibly a bong, and a one-hitter are all you need. You’ve gone overboard if your room has three bongs, a couple of pipes, a volcano in the living room, and a reverse gravity under the sink. Relax, dude. All of these methods will be successful in getting the bud into your system. All you’ve done is make your entire flat smell like an ashtray. Also, you must try to play this How Big Of A Stoner Are You Quiz.
Having bits all over the place starts a downward spiral that leads to half-eaten chip bags trapped between couch cushions and stale Chinese food in the bathroom trashcan. No one wants to come over anymore.
You must smoke before running errands.
I used to live with a person who had this syndrome. He only needed to smoke before leaving the crib. He’d take a hit as he walked out the door to make sure he was as high as physically possible when he got in his car. Be cautious if this is you. Going to the bank and getting your oil changed are both activities you can accomplish without smoking yourself dumb first.
And forget about going to the grocery store when you’re high. It can be a sensory overload, believe me. You suddenly realize you’ve been in the cereal aisle for 30 minutes, debating between two new types of Honey Bunches of Oats. You went in for milk and bread and came out with a two-liter bottle of Fanta and some lunchmeat.
About the quiz
To a cop, you raid your food budget.
With the current status of the job market, an increasing number of students are graduating from college and landing low-wage positions. You make $400 per week instead of $40,000 per year, and money is tight after rent. If you’re consciously deciding to eat Ramen for a week simply to cop, you probably want to reconsider your current circumstances. When you run into an old buddy, they comment on how thin you are. A new eating plan? No, I’ve just been working part-time and consuming $100 worth of marijuana per week. You will find out how big of a stoner are you.
You’re always looking for new spots to smoke.
Getting out of your apartment to smoke pot in a park or on your roof might be pleasurable. But I don’t want you trying to get me to burn in new places all the time. I’m not going to try to smoke with you at the zoo or botanical garden, buddy. The beach is too windy, and smoking in your automobile puts you in danger. Can’t we just smoke before we leave, not in the movie theater parking lot?
You’re always speculating on what kind of weed it is.
I’ve smoked a lot of pot in my time and never gave a damn about where it came from, who grew it, or what it was called. If it smells and looks like nice weed, it must be a good weed in my opinion. Nothing is more annoying than having to listen to someone discuss the type of marijuana I just purchased for $50.
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